How to get back at your Roommate
Has your roommate eaten your leftovers? Has he publicly humiliated you at a party? Short on comebacks? Here are six fool proof pranks to pull on your room mate that will buy you enough time to get across state lines. Just be sure your room isn't near theirs.
1. Pour milk in his shoe. It'll be wet, but will be rancid as hell when it dries and spoils.
2. Put bologna under his mattress. That'll stink like hell.
3. Pee on his bed. But don't drink alot of water before doing it. Make it nice and potent with ammonia and uric acid.
4. Nail his shoes to the floor. This will have a long term effect in rainy weather. Or poke holes in his shoes in the grooves so they are less noticeable. Any puddle or wet surface will leave wet socks and a nasty funk over time.
5. Vomit on his bedroom floor on "accident".
6. Poo in his shoe. My friend's brother with Downs Syndrome did that to me when I was 9 and I didn't even do anything.
posted by Prospector @ 4:27 PM
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