The Pain Index

Rank these in your perceived order of discomfort:
1.Wagon of woe
2.Boudoir of distress
3.Antechamber of agony
4.Fatigue fatigues
5.Rucksack of adversity
6.Inflammation Casket
7.Booth of tribulation
8.Hurt box
9.Pain cave
10.Bag of discomfort
11.Closet of exhaustion
12.Wretched envelope
13.Misery Grotto
14.Foyer of Distress
15.Satchel of Malaise
16.Shack of Torment
17.Forest of despair